....this year has to be special. I am going to make a list of just exactly what I want...just like the kids do for Santa...only I have no Santa...but I do have dreams....here we go...
wish number 1
(and a magic dinner fairy who cleans up the after dinner mess too!)
And while we're on a cleaning kick...hows abouts a magic house cleaning fairy.
If we're going to have cleaning fairies, might as well have
Mary Poppins move in with us.
Hmm, number 4...no more shaving...I wish I didn't ever have to shave my legs again...or at least I wish we could all take after the Europeans and find it very attractive to be "natural"
Number 5, I wish I had hair like grass....doesn't sound that great?
...stay with me...I'm not talking green or straw like, I'm talking....You can have it short one week, Long the next...keep it long, or cut it short again....you could try all those WAY cute hair cuts that maybe you're not brave enough to because if it looks bad...you have to wait months and months to fix it...Think about it...a diff hairdo every week!!
But then, would that make me high maintenence???
number 6...well if I don't cook or clean,
and I am Mary Poppins with magic hair, then,
I DON'T THINK THERE IS ANYTHING LEFT TO WISH FOR....except for maybe
that Santa could make all these wishes really come true.
60 comments:
AAAAAAAA-men Sistu!!!!!
You hit it all right one the nose.
Accept that if there was a wish number 6, it would (for me at least) to eat all the chocolate I want and have the cutest smallest figure as a result.
But then if everything came that easy I guess we couldn't be that happy.....
SIKE
I would!
Soo Soo! You are so right on dude!
You're hillarious.
Fist I just want to say, That is a really really really cute picture. Its Harry Perry right? oh my goodness I Love it!! And second of all, forget about Marry Poppins, Take Harry Perry's advise and dress up as a princess for the day, they ALWAYS get what they want!
oh marie....you are sooooo right....i need to be a princess for a day
What you need is Alice from the Brady Bunch. Or in these parts, they might call her Maria, or Juanita.
That's not a hard wish.
warren, you're so funny
Warrne, I dont get it, Why Maria?
Warren't right!
Fly a kite.
Get the maid!
Don't delay.
It's not too late.
Take the bait.
It's a good birthday wish!
Cause you're such a dish.
Stop that ryming, now I mean it!
... anyone want a peanut?
I mean Warren, not Warrne.
I love your birthday wish list. And I love how you're still 30! Wow, that's a wish come true in itself no?
That is pretty funny sus. Oh girl you so crazy!
CRAZY LIKE A FOX
Hey Nancy, Here's one:
http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/files/inigo.wav
Marie - OK, how about Rosarita Chachita? - although I still like Maria Tortilla.
Hey Warren, did you mean Susan? I just checked the website out. How funny! How did you find that?
Susan is the one that always quoted that! Susan, you've got to go there. You'll be rolling on the floor!
i just rolled on the floor...just for you nancyfancypantsy....took me back to our breakdancing in your room...remember the worm or snake or whatever...some crazy lazy hazy days.....
I believe it was "The Roach"
And we always "Stabbed it with a Fork" Just for Dad...
AAAAuuugh! The good ole' days!
Funny funny post Susan! I hope all your wishes come true!! Happy early birthday!
thanks y'all for the nice birthday wishes!!
Wow, for someone who isn't into Harry Potter, you sure want a lot of things that would be easy for a wizard. All you need is a house elf. They make empty plates and tables become suddenly overflowing with food and drink. And they clean it all up, too! And to suit all of your hair and figure needs, you just need to have shape-shifting abilities like Tonks. She changed the color/style of her hair just by thinking it. I'm sure she shaved her legs that way, too, but they didn't go into that in the book. Oh, and by the way, I'm going to have to ban my children from reading your blog with that last comment... I can't believe you wrote it out loud!! B-E-L-I-E-V-E!
p.s. cute pic of Harry Perry -- he's the only HP you really need.
Hey Nancy. I found the clip on a google search. I htink I'll post another one on my blog today.
dude, maybe i need to get into harry potter, sounds like we'd be buds...i could make wishes, he can make them come true
i can't "BELIEVE" i wrote that out loud either.
STUPID, STUPID, STUPID....
hut sas, do you get it?
Who's Trish? She's a crack up!
It's true, Soo Soo! Jessica gets on your blog all the time! If she reads what you wrote about Sants, this might be the year she starts questioning. Maybe you should edit the Santa part! You seriously don't want to crush little hearts, do you??????
And by the way, you really would love harry potter!
ok, so i had no idea y'all put your children in front of my blogs....i will it.
DANG....what i do for you people (harry potter fans you)
and trish is my friend....she is hilarious and and other then her beautiful carmel skin and raven black hair...she would fit in with this loonybin fam damily
love ya trish trish bo bish
there *POOF*
changed...just for those youngins who frequent blogs.....
WHO'S HAPPY????
Y'ALL SHOULD
CLICK ON MY FRIEND TRISH'S NAME
AND YOU WILL SEE HOW MUCH SHE LOVES
SUSIEQT
CLICK
TRISH'S NAME
JUST DO WHATCHA GOTTA DO
Man Trish, You really sound like a neat person, with all the nice things you have to say about Sus In your blog! I think I like you!
Awwww! Susie your sibs are dang cool. Hi Maria Tortilla! Let's be friends! And thanks for the back up, Nancy Fancy Pants -- both on the Santa comment and HP. We are big HP fans in our family. Susie is an anomaly, but I have to admit that it's kind of a novelty that she doesn't know what pertrificus totalus means.
there you go...just when i think we are like twins...separated by a couple years..and a couple parents.....then you start speaking a language that is foreign...and i start to wonder if we are really twins at all?
pertrificus totalus
does it mean
i am totally perfect/terrific and i cus?
I read Trish's foreign language and I said, "HUGH???"
I read it to Doug and he's all,
" Oh yeah, that means, ......"
Hut! Trish, you must really love HP if you are quoting HP's lanuage!
Woooooooh, Wow!
HEy Susie, it can mean whatever you want it to mean. It's your birthday! Yeah, the cuss part fits... heh heh!
Hey Nancy! Shhh! Don't tell. It will be a laugh when she finally sits down to watch the movies all in a row (she says she's waiting for all of them to be made first so she can marathon them) and then when she gets to that part where poor Neville gets it -- she'll think of us meanies! Hee hee!
Happy Barfday Susie QT!
Love, t-bomb (thanks for the nickname... trish is just so ordinary)
How does someone breath under the Petrificus totalus spell? Trish, help me out here.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUSAN!!
Today it's your birthday...
Hey Warren, apparently your eyes and breathing remain untouched by the magic of this spell. It can be broken by the Finite Incantatem spell. OK, I looked that up... I didn't know that off the top of my head. I'm not that much of a freaky HP fan.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and Harry Potter ROCKS!!!! Hence, my screenname, Mugglemom. "Muggle" is a harry potter word to describe non-magical people. :)
then what would you call me?
i am nonmagical, but also...unharrypottified and don't know any magic spells?
what would my harry potter name be?
anyone?
thank you everyone for the amusing birthday wishes...wow, i had no idea that this birthday wish thread would bring so much chatter on my blog...love it!!1
susan...30 again
I think that would make you Aunt Petunia. - but nicer.
Happy Birthday!! I hope you have a fabulous day!
Soo Soo, Soo Soo, You're so sweet.
Your birthday wishes? What a treat.
If only possible to come true,
Delicious would be the life for you!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUSAN!! DID YOU BUY A PRINCESS DRESS????
Where's the Wish that says you want a big hug from your little bother James? Well, its yours for the taking :)
oh jimmy...thanks for calling...and by the way, i don't wish for stuff that i can have already....:)
THANK YOU SASSIE PANTS FOR THE AWESOME PACKAGE....YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE!!!!!!
SO NICE OF YOU.....THE BLANKET IS MY FAV OF FAVS!!!!!!!
LOVE YOU SALBUCKLE
HOLY SHIIIIIIII - SHKABOB!
49 comments?
Actually, this makes 51. It's not really a comment. It's more of a statement.
Here is the comment. HOLY MACKERAL!
Eveen minus Susans 19 comments, that's still a lot.
These blogs are like a cult.
Hey Warren, calling Susie Aunt Petunia made me snort laugh! There's gotta be a better name for her, though. A nice Aunt Petunia is an oxymoron and just doesn't work. Susie, I didn't just call you a moron. I'm trying to think of a better HP name for you!
OK, just trying to up the comment number. :) I'm in a cult! It wouldn't be the first time I've been accused of that.
if this is a cult, i guess i'm going to h-e-double hockey sticks...
damn staight!
Record high comments! Will she make it to 60??????
Nancy said the D word! ON BLOG!
Thanks for the comment, Trish. Well, Dobby is the only other name that comes to mind. Look, Dobby does lots of laundry, dishes and makes a mean bowl of soup. Yes, he does magic. But what muggle mom with 4 kids couldn't use a little magic?
thanks warren, i could use some magic!!!
(especially with laundry, dishes and cooking)
so i guess my harrypotter name is "dobby"
This comment makes it to 59. Who will make the 60th record high comment?
You go girl, Susie!
Not me! I dont want to make the 60th comment....
DOAH!!!
hut!!!!
Post a Comment